Friday, May 08, 2009

Swine Flu Rumors

Before I start off this blog, I thought I would share a joke that I heard this week:
 
"Some people said that the USA would have a black president only when pigs fly.  Well, 100 days into office for Barack Obama and Swine Flu"
 
Ha ha....anyway, as a sequel to an earlier blog about Aliece claiming that Jace's current illness is the swine flu, Amber got a phone call from a friend who was at the school.  She was asking how Jace was doing.  She reported to Amber that Aliece has been telling everyone at school that Jace has the Swine Flu. 
 
So far they haven't asked to quarantine our kids or keep them from coming to school, so maybe they aren't taking her too seriously :-).

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The R-Rated Mason Jar

As you all know, our family has been working hard to cut down costs while still maintaining the same level of quality family time together. In fact, Amber and Aylee entertained themselves for about a half an hour with just a simple mason jar, a few blades of grass, and a handful of ladybugs. A couple of the ladybugs apparently were unaware that their grassy environment lacked any of their typical privacy. Amber provided a narrative and Aylee added insightful comments as they watched the 30 minute mating ritual of two ladybugs who seem to be having a great time together.
 
All of this entertainment and we didn't even have to order the nature channel!

Hiccup Cure is no Old Wive's Tale!

About an hour after bedtime tonight, Amber and I were in the playroom chatting together. Amber wasn't feeling well and so she was laying down in our loveseat relaxing.
 
Alayna came down the stairs and came up to Amber and told her that she had the hiccups. Sure enough, just as she told her that she let out a big hiccup.  While she was complaining to Amber, I had a bright idea. In the middle of one of her sentences, I screamed really loud in a high-pitched scream. Alayna freaked out and buried her head into Amber's lap and started sobbing uncontrollably. I had to pick her up and hold her for several minutes before she stopped crying. I guess I really scared her to death. Once her crying subsided, I told her to notice that she did not have the hiccups anymore.  For some reason I was not the hero of the evening. Alayna acknowledged that her hiccups were gone, but she still held a grudge for me scaring her so badly.
 
I guess the old wives tale is true -- that if you wish to get rid of the hiccups you have someone scare you. I have never seen it in action, until now!

I guess Jace has the Swine Flu

We had pack meeting for Johnathan tonight at the church. While we were there, Amber noticed that Jace felt a little warm. She discussed it with me and told me that she thought that Jace had a fever. Of course the kids started to talk about it and tried to nurse him as much as they could there in the gymnasium. When we got home, we took Jace's temperature and found out that indeed he had a fever.
 
Shortly after that, I overheard Aliece matter-of-factly tell one of the kids that Jace has the swine flu.
 
I don't know where Aliece heard about the swine flu, but I guess she is well-versed in the symptoms and the prognosis. So, according to Aliece, Jace is Provo's first official resident case of the swine flu.

Laundry Boy

Yesterday, when I came home, Jace was in a whiny mood.  He was hungry and bored.  He would walk around whining and holding you. 
 
Amber asked me if I would go and get the clothes out of the dryer so that we could switch the laundry from the washer over.  I went in there, but then had the notion that Jace might be able to do it to take his mind off of things.
 
I asked Jace if he wanted to take the clothes out of the dryer.  Man, he loved it.  I left the laundry room to go grab the camera.  He stuck with it until every last piece of clothing was out of the dryer.  I took a small video clip of it.  You can see it by going to:
 
 
Jace was really proud of himself when he was done.  It is fun to see him helping out around the house, he gets a big kick out of it.  In fact, the other day, Amber and I walking into the kitchen to find him using the big broom trying to sweep the kitchen.  It was funny to see him try to manage with the tall handle.

Monday, May 04, 2009

The Race that Ran Out

The kids have been planning for quite a few weeks to attend our annual stake family fun run. This year, however, they were opening the event to bicycles also. Since it is spring, and the kids are just getting back on their bicycles, they all wanted to participate in the race by riding their bikes.
 
When we woke up early on Saturday morning, we were welcomed by dark clouds and torrents of rain. We had a quick family Council to determine if we would be participating in the race or not. Aylee, Johnathan, and Alayna all wanted to participate still. Amber and I explained to them that they would get very wet and probably cold. They were not to be deterred, however. They wanted to go to the race.
 
Originally, Alayna was going to write her scooter in the race while Amber pushed Jace in the stroller. Due to the rain, we modified our plans such that I hooked up the bike stroller to my bike so that I could pull Alayna along in the stroller. I bundled Alayna up, and gave her a good book to read. She was all set!
 
Aylee and Johnathan got their bikes all geared up. Amber, Aliece, and Jace decided to stay home since none of them wanted to get wet for this event.
 
It is about a mile to the church that was hosting this event. The four of us rode the 1 mile distance to the church by their school. The rain was really coming down! By the time we got there, we were totally soaked. Even worse, there was no one there to welcome us. I figured the event must have been canceled. However, the kids would not give up so easily. There was one bicycle chained to a bike rack at the church. Who knows how many days it had been there. The kids insisted that since there was a bike someone must be there. I explained to them that the doors were all locked and there was no one in sight. To get them calm down even further, I got on a cell phone and made a few calls. However, I was not able to reach anyone who had planned the event.
 
I promised the kids that we would ride back down to the stake center to at least make sure that no one was there -- and that we hadn't misunderstood the location. We made the wet trip down the stake center only to find it empty also. I convinced the kids it was time to go home.
 
As soon as we got home, the cold, wet, and tired kids raced in all directions to dry off were to hop in a hot shower. Hopefully they reschedule!

Alayna on her "farmer" field trip

Alayna 's preschool class went to Thanksgiving point last week on a field trip. On their field trip, they learned all about agriculture and animals. Alayna had a great time. Amber was able to go with the preschool class and hang out with Alayna as well as snap some fun photos of the day.
 
When I got home and started to question Alayna about her field trip, she was able to tell me all sorts of stories. When explaining how we get milk from a cow, she told me that the milk comes out in the same spot where the cow goes pee. Amber and I had to explain to her that those were udders and the only milk came out of those. :-)

Aylee's Piano Recital

On Thursday of last week, Aylee had a piano recital. We dressed up each of the kids and headed to a nearby church where the recital took place. Every student played two songs and one duet. For a Aylee's duet, she invited a friend of hers to play with her. They are duet piece was "in the Hall of the Mountain King". For those in my family, they will recognize this tune as one that was played over and over on one of our video games when we were children. They did an amazing job together.
 
Aliece and Alayna were very cute during the entire performance. Aliece dressed up in a dress and hat and even brought a set of toy binoculars. It was funny to watch her sit in her dress all prim and proper while looking through her binoculars at the performance. Despite her sitting in the very front row, I'm sure the binoculars helped in some way.
 
Alayna entertained herself by playing with an old cell phone that we keep in the diaper bag. She spent the performance pretending to take pictures with her cell phone at each of the performers.
 
Aylee is getting really good at the piano. In fact, on a program that it was arranged in order of skill -- Aylee was the third from the end. The most advanced students went very last.
 
It is fun to have Aylee be able to play songs from the hymnbook while our family sings along. She is getting rather quite accomplished -- we are really proud of her.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Follow up from bull Canyon

I thought I would try to complete the story of the unhappy campers. Alan Larsen drove up to the place where the "outfit" was stuck a couple of days after I had talked to him. It had been warm for a couple days but not that warm in the canyon. He drove almost to it in two wheel drive. It was stuck in about eight inches of snow. He tried to explain to the misfortunate that one drives in two wheel drive until he gets stuck then goes into four wheel to back out and get out. By the way, the wife had left the vehicle to search for a signal on her phone and spent at least one night lost and alone.
It is scary to know there are people out there with so limited common sense. "They walk among us!"
Thinking about it, I'm sure there are things we have done that we would like to forget.

Sleepless Nights

For the past two days in a row, Jace has begun a troubling pattern that I hope will not continue. He tends to wake up at about 1:00 AM screaming his head off. I have tried letting him scream for up to 20 minutes. It does not die down, he keeps screaming frantically. I'll get him up and either rock him in a rocking chair, or lay down with him on the couch downstairs. He will usually sleep during that time, or get bored and get up to play. During several times in the night, I will attempt to put him into bed. Again, he will start screaming frantically. I leave him for about a half an hour at a time but his screaming does not diminish.
 
We did this just last night from 1 AM to 6 AM. I finally had to go take a shower, so Amber got up and is sitting by his bed right now. We cannot leave his side or else he starts to scream. I don't know what it is. Amber and I are wondering if he is starting to have nightmares, or if he is just really getting afraid of the dark. Either way, we hope we can figure out what is going on. If we keep this up neither one of us will be smiling throughout the day and we may go loony from lack of sleep.

An Amazing Reader

On Monday afternoon, Aliece returned home from school with her homework and her book bag. When Amber looked through her book bag, she didn't find any books from the school. All she found was a note from Aliece's teacher saying, "Aliece has finished all of my hardest books. I have nothing else to send home with her."
 
Aliece has some intense reading skills. She stays up late every night reading books. We have to turn off her light just to get her to finally close her eyes and try to go to sleep. Her reading is very advanced. I am very glad that she has something that she enjoys to do -- and that she does it very well. It is fun to see her relaxing on her bed, on the floor, or on a couch reading a favorite book.
 
Way to go Aliece!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Cookie Gun

Early Saturday morning, I took all the kids that were home (except for Jace who was still sleeping) and we went on our first garage sale hunt of the year. We spent $10 overall throughout the morning. We got lots of good stuff.
 
Aliece is the only child that purchased something that morning. We found a cookie gun that you put dough in and shoot it through different pattern tips to make cookies of different designs and textures. Aliece has always been our little cook in the house, so when she saw this instrument she was hooked.
 
When we got home I mixed her up some cookie dough. Amber and Aliece then spent the next hour creating the cookie creations and baking them for the entire family. We are convinced that Aliece made a great purchase. Her cookie again only cost her two dollars, and I am sure she will get plenty of use with it.

Little Boy Reader

Amber and I took a quick candid shot at Jace on Saturday. Lately, he has become such a little boy. We found him opening up a Legoland pamphlet and spreading it out on the table to read. He sat here for several minutes looking at the different colors and pictures of the Lego creations and of the park itself. He looked so cute just sitting there by himself at the table reading.

Peas are Planted!

Amber and I spent our date night on Friday purchasing items for our garden and yard. On Saturday morning, Amber rallied the troops to come and work in the garden. We had a lot of grass and weeds growing in the garden, so it was the job of the kids and I pull those weeds while Amber shoveled and loosened up the dirt. The kids did a terrific job getting all the weeds out of the garden. When he put five little hands into the garden the work can go quite quickly.
 
As soon as the weeds were pulled, Amber and I mixed in some potting soil and fertilizer. The kids then got together and planted some peas, carrots, and radishes. We got done just in time. As soon as we went into the house the rain started to come down heavy and strong. We were a little late getting the peas planted this year. I hope we still get a decent crop out of them. These are probably the most favorite item in the garden by the entire family.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Watch out Dollar - we have a new Currency!

If you thought the US government could pump out new cash faster than any other organization during this economic crisis, think again. It seems that the Andersen family children have come up with a new currency that multiplies just as fast, or at a greater rate, than the US Federal Reserve.
 
After having given our children several days of money earning opportunities by picking dandelions in our yard, the younger kids have begun to use dandelions as currency. Several times yesterday, when the little girls wanted money to buy candy at Aylee's magic show, or other things, Aliece and Alayna would run outside and bring me a number of dandelion flowers in order to pay for whatever they wanted to buy.
 
I thought it was pretty smart of them to start bartering with dandelions after seeing how they converted over to cash in our home. They were so cute yesterday asking for something and then finding out how much it cost. I would then see them run outside and slam the door. Fairly soon they would come back in with a handful of dandelions to pay for the item rather than going to their bank and retrieving money they have saved.

It's Magic!

Aylee has been wanting to do another magic show for some of our neighbors for some time. She has spent the last few weeks preparing different magic tricks and practicing them so that they become flawless in her hands. She is also spent time training Johnathan to be her magician's assistant.
 
A few days ago, Aylee took fliers over to four different neighbors homes. All of the neighbors that she visited had kids her age and new our kids well. Her flyer advertised 10 magic tricks for one dollar per person. Amber thought that was rather steep and we contemplated talking to Aylee about changing the price. However, we decided that it would be a good lesson for her to learn about price sensitivity and basic economics.
 
I suppose the price elasticity of demand was not as high as Amber and I expected. Aylee had a full house for her magic show. Practically everyone she invited showed up. She did a wonderful job performing her magic tricks. The kids were all riveted to her set. She had built a magician's table and put a small tablecloth over it. That is where she did the majority of her tricks.
 
She did a good job of involving the audience in her tricks. She asked for several different volunteers for a number of her acts. She even let her magician's assistant, Johnathan, perform one of the magic tricks.
 
During the magic show, I saw that she had a bag of candy next to her table. I thought, will that is smart of her, at the end of the show she's going to give everyone a piece of candy. Not this budding capitalist! No sir, at the end of her show, she thanked everyone for coming and said that she had a bag of candy with items that could be purchased for five cents a piece. The kids all jumped up and lined up to purchase several pieces of candy each.
 
After the show was done and everyone had returned home, Aylee went over her earnings and found that she earned nearly 8 dollars in cash.
 
Aylee has always been our little entrepreneur.

Take your Son to Work Day

Friday was the second part of Novell's "take your child to work day" series. Friday was the day for you to take your son to work. They had the same activities prepared that they had for the girls on the prior day. Johnathan and I arrived and had some cinnamon rolls and chocolate milk and talked. We then went and got our picture taken by an airplane that was brought in for these two days.
 
We had a series of mini classes. They started off with a demonstration by a guy from the Clark planetarium in Salt Lake City. We then went to different rooms and learn about different types of careers. Johnathan's favorite class was about aviation. They had a pilot there who talked about a career in the airlines industry. He also spoke of his experience flying throughout his life. Johnathan had several good questions for the man. He was really riveted to that lecture.
 
Another highlight of his day was that he was able to sit in the airplane that was on the lawn at Novell. They let him sit in there and play with the instruments, buttons, and navigation equipment. He loved it.
 
We had a few coupons to A&W restaurant.  So that is where we headed for lunch. We then went back to work for a little while before going home early. I spent the last few hours of work at home instead of the office.
 
I have always been impressed with the way that Novell has handled these annual "take your child to work day" events.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Take your Daughter to Work

Today was Novell's "take your daughter to work day". Novell has always done a good job of providing a great experience for the kids on these days. This was Aliece's first year being able to attend the event. You have to be seven years of or older to attend. She and Aylee went with me to several different mini classes throughout the morning.
 
Novell had also brought in a student airplane from UVU. They let the kids looked around at it and peer inside.  We had a great time together. Once it was time to go to my office, Aliece played some Internet games and Aylee wrote a cool little computer program using the Python programming language. She really picked it up quite quickly! I was pretty amazed.
 
For lunch, we went to McDonald's and used a series of coupons to get hamburgers and ice cream cones. We only paid a buck, but we stuffed our faces nonetheless.
 
I brought them home around 1:30 or two o'clock. I then headed back to work to finish off the day.
 
It sure was fun to have the girls with me today. Tomorrow will be "take your son to work day". I am looking forward to that just as much!

Jim?

Once in while I like to change my profile picture on Facebook to be something funny. I am pretty handy at Photoshop and therefore I can usually do it in about three minutes. Today, I thought it would be funny to put my face on a bodybuilder. After I had finished it and submitted it to Facebook, I took a look at the picture to admire my artwork and discovered that the bodybuilder looked more like mom's twin brother, Jim, then it did me!
 
I was so stunned by it, that I e-mailed it to Jim and Nedra and gave them a call and had them check it out. I explained to them that I had pasted my picture on a body builder and that it looked just like Jim.  When Jim opened up the picture he laughed and laughed and said that he got the joke. I heard him tell Nedra in the background that I had grabbed a picture of himself and put it on the bodybuilder. I then heard Nedra asked Jim where I would've found a picture of him. Jim told her that I had lots of pictures of him.
 
I had to interrupt their discussion to explain to them that I was not kidding when I told them that the picture was of me on the bodybuilder -- not Jim. They finally realized that I was telling the truth.
 
I know that mom has always said that I looked like Jim. However, this picture was the clincher for me!

Motorcyle Dude

Jace loves to ride the motorcycle. Often, when I get home he will come running out of the house and went to the motorcycle and want to ride. I'll often entertain him by having him go get his helmet and come with me around the block. The entire time that we ride the bike, he makes motorcycle engine noises up and down the street.  It is fun to see him get such a kick out of it.

Protection

Aliece had a hard time finishing up her chores yesterday before it was time to eat. One of her chores was to have a piano lesson with Amber. Since it took too long, Amber told her that she would be unable to teach Aliece a piano lesson that day. I then told Aliece that she needed to pay for that piano lesson since she let it go to waste. I told her that I pay mom for her piano lessons in their two dollars a lesson.  I said that I would pay for her lessons as long as she was ready and attended each lesson. But on the day that she missed her piano lesson I would still have to pay Amber and thus Aliece would have to pay me. (I guess this is a little stretch of the truth -- but it is built upon principle)
 
Amber and I gave Aliece the option to pay for her missed piano lesson with either money from her bank account or in dandelions. As you may remember she gets paid one penny for every dandelion that gets picked. She chose to pay for her lesson for dandelions.
 
After her chores, and after dinner she went outside to start her task. She had a hard time sticking with that though. She kept coming in and telling me that she was afraid of bees that were flying around her. Then she would come in and tell me that her hands were hurting from picking the dandelions. Then she would come in and talk about being afraid of some other bug. Finally, I told her that she should just wear a jacket to keep the bees and bugs off of her arms. I was surprised that she took me on this suggestion. With the 70° weather I figured that she would not be interested in wearing a jacket. A little while later I went outside to check on Aliece. Not only had she worn the jacket as I had suggested that she put on a face mask, gloves, and other items to keep as much of her body as possible from being exposed to bugs flying around the yard.
 
I really wonder what the neighbors thought of this!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Spring in Arbon

You can tell it is spring in Arbon when people from town come out and check out the canyons and try out their FWD's. This weekend is a good example. When I took Mom to the hospital for some minor surgery Kevin North's wife came in and we visited a while. She is a nurse there. She asked if I had heard about the couple who got stuck in Bull canyon. I told her I had not so she got me a newspaper and showed me the story.
I seem a couple decided to try out their four wheeled drive vehicle and see if they could go over Bull canyon to Knox Canyon. About five miles into the canyon they got stuck in a snow drift. (first clue they might not make it over the top). They had good tires and made it out the other side only to get stuck again and again until they slid off the road and couldn't go any further. The wife, prepared with her cellphone decided to hike up the canyon and up the hill to see if they could get cell service. after a while her husband caught up with her and they went further up. (Not the best idea). Getting no service and running low on battery in the cell and low on light they spent the night. They spent the next day trying to get cell service and trying to climb out they spent another night in the canyon. Finally they reached the top of the canyon and with what little battery they had they called 911 and had lifeflight rescue them Monday. The whole story sounded a little humorously scarey and I told Jo about it.
Last night after I brought Mom home I got a phone call from an old friend. She told me some friends of hers needed some help and asked if I might be able to help. They were the ones in the story. They didn't know how to get their car out of the canyon. I told her I would see if someone might be able to help them. A little while later The fellow in the story called and told me all about it. I guess they were very exhausted, dehydrated and hungry when they were rescued. He kept telling me about his military training and how it helped. I had to bite my tongue as he was telling me all about it. All they had to do was walk down the way they came for about an hour or two at the most and they would have been at Alan Larsen's house. They passed it on the way up the first day. I guess a little military training is a dangerous thing. A perfect example of how one wrong decision can have a potentially disasterous consequence.
I talked to Alan and he said he would help them but couldn't until Friday. Alan also told me he had to pull another couple out a couple weeks ago. They only had to spend one night out there. That was a guy and his (probably now ex) girlfriend.

Hey, IT'S SPRING!!!!!!!!

Dandelion Hunt

You can tell that spring is here since the first flowers that have arrived in our yard are the beautiful, lush, yellow dandelions. They have come up quite quickly. In an effort to thwart their progress I told the kids that I would pay them one penny for every dandelion flower and five cents for every dandelion root that they were able to pick. Aylee and Aliece were excited to earn some money and got out there and got busy. Aylee earned three dollars and Aliece earned a dollar. Johnathan gave it a halfhearted attempt and earned a whopping 12 cents. Alayna never made it past the trampoline.
 
Aylee and Aliece picked nearly every single dandelion in the yard. That was quite an accomplishment.  I told her not to worry, if they wanted to earn more money there will probably be hundreds more tomorrow.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Jace is Growing Up!

I cannot believe how much Jace is growing up! Amber snapped this picture of him eating an ice cream cone after family home evening tonight. It is only a matter of months before he is not the "baby" of the family anymore. They grow up way too fast!

Betty Crocker

As I mentioned in a blog post a couple of weeks ago, our family has begun purchasing fewer prepared food items in order to save money. When we went on our trip to California last week, we all had prepared homemade food items that lasted us throughout the week. In fact, besides our gas, amusement park tickets, and hotel room, we only spent $60 on the entire trip. For the way down, we had chopped vegetables that Amber had prepared earlier that week. I had made a huge bucket of popcorn. Amber had made granola bars and cookies. We had a huge assortment of homemade foods for the trip up and back.
 
While we were down in California, we made our own food with the products that we packed from home. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches were our staple. Homemade granola bars and cookies were our treats. Amber had also purchased a brick of cheese a few days earlier and cut it up into little cubes family snacked on that all week long.
 
On Friday night, we knew we had spent no money on the trip for food. So, we splurged and went to a restaurant for our final evening in California. It was good food, but we were grateful that we only did at one time. We spent nearly $50 in that one sitting. It is getting expensive to feed our growing family. Also, on our way home we rewarded our kids for being such good sports on the homemade food front and for being such good travelers by stopping at a Dairy Queen in spending about $10 on ice cream treats.
 
Well, today was no exception. Despite all the catch up work associated with being gone for nearly a week, Amber spent a portion of the day making homemade tortilla shells for dinner, homemade granola bars for snacks during the week, and some homemade muffins for our breakfast meals as well as sack lunches for the kids to take to school. I was really amazed that Amber had the energy and the time to make all of these things today. I do not know how she accomplishes everything that she does. (Not to mention that she wrote letters to missionaries, did some visiting teaching, taught a piano lesson, played in the yard with Alayna, helped kids with their homework, and had lunch with me!)

Killin' those Yeller Jackets

Tonight I noticed my neighbor out working their yard. We stopped to talk for a minute and I found out that he was out spraying for yellow jackets. He said that Wal-Mart was having a special on the spray and that he was heading back to Wal-Mart to purchase half a dozen cans. I gave him a $10 bill and asked him to go buy some cans for us while he was at it.
 
Right after our family home evening activities, I donned my yard work clothes and went hunting for yellow jackets. I used up three cans of the spray. I sure hate yellow jackets in the summer.
 
Last year, I read on the Internet that the best time to kill yellow jackets is in the springtime. It is in the spring that the Queen is out and about finding and starting the nests. Also, it is cooler in the spring. The yellow jackets don't move as quickly. If you can get the majority of the Queen Yellowjackets while they are busy working in the early months of the year you can decimate a potential population of Yellowjackets during the summer. If you wait until the heat of the summer, the Queens are no longer out and all you do is kill the new hatchlings and the worker insects. The Queens continue to produce more Yellowjackets and your battle is never-ending. Hopefully my three cans of bug spray went to good use tonight!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Nerds

Yesterday night, after a full day at LegoLand and the beach, we went to a restaurant for dinner.  At the beginning of our meal, Johnathan had asked Amber to explain what a "Nerd" was.  She didn't quite know how to explain it and asked me for help.  I didn't want to say, "Hey, son, just look at your parents and you will know the definition."  So, we let it rest for a bit. 
 
Later on during the meal, Aylee and Johnathan were complaining geometric stuff that I didn't even understand.  They were talking about pentagonal prisms and other shapes and what their properties would be.
 
Seeing a perfect opportunity to explain what a nerd was, I stopped John in his conversation and said, "John, you wanted to know what a nerd is?"  He said, yeah.  I said, "well, nerds are the type of people who like to talk about pentagonal prisms for fun at a restaurant." 
 
Johnathan didn't think it was funny like Amber, Aylee, and I, even though they were part of the discussion too. Johnathan had a confused look on his face still.  He said, "I don't understand, still."  I opened my mouth to give him a better explanation, when he continued explaining his confusion.  "You see," he said, "I am reading a book right now and the main character got hit in the nerds and it was really painful." 
 
When his true meaning donned on the rest of the 9+ year olds at the table, we were all laughing.  Amber laughed so hard she nearly pee'd her pants - and we all know that is a dangerous state for Amber - especially when pregnant.
 
Well, I didn't want to explain to Johnathan in the restaurant around his laughing sister and mother that what he really read was "nards", not "nerds", and what that is, so I guess I'll have to break it to him sometime this weekend before he asks his teacher at school for some clarification.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Amber & Alayna Flying Together

Being pregnant, Amber did not get to go on very many rides at Legoland (as we expected).  This one one of the few rides Amber got to go on.  She and Alayna were buddies for this airplane flight ride.  They were sure cute together!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Aliece and Alayna having fun in line

Aliece and Alayna wanted their picture taken together while we waited in line for a kid jousting ride here at legoland.

They get to ride a fake horse along a track. They are pretty excited. The lines are long - this one claims we'll be waiting 30 minutes!

Making sure Dad gets enough sleep

Now that we are in California, we are on Pacific time rather than mountain time.  I woke up about 5AM pacific time, which is my normal sleeping-in time in Provo (6AM).  It is still dark in the hotel room and everyone is fast asleep, so I grabbed the laptop and did some catching up on emails and such to stay out of trouble and keep the kids in a sleeping state.
 
A few minutes ago, Aliece roused from her slumber and saw me awake.  Luckily it was still dark so she thought I hadn't gone to bed yet and that it was just late at night. 
 
She was obviously worried about my sleeping habits - especially around our special LegoLand vacation.  She said, "Pops, why are you still awake.  You need to get back to bed so that you won't be tired tomorrow."
 
I replied that I would be getting some sleep in a while.
 
She cautioned me once more before falling back to sleep, "Well, OK, but you are going to be tired.  You better hurry."
 
I am glad that I have so many girls to keep track of me and watch out for my well being!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Beach Exposure

Today was Day #1 of our trip to California, and LegoLand.  We left a rainy and snowy Utah at 7AM and made our way to California.  It was so windy and wet all the way down to California that we saw about 5 separate rollover accidents - all being attended to by local police in the area of the accident.  Two major accidents involved semi trucks with their cargo laying all over the freeway - blowing in the wind.
 
We arrived here about 6PM San Diego time.  Our hotel has complimentary dinner bar so we stuffed ourselves there and then ran to the nearest beach to let the kids see the ocean.  It is the first time, in the kids' memory at least, that they had experienced the ocean.  Despite the temperature being 57 degrees outside, they had a great time trying out the waves on their feet.  By the time Johnathan, Aliece, and Alayna had all fallen into the water by the strong waves, everyone was ready to get back to the hotel and warm up.
 
They were pretty amazed by the ocean though.  It reminds me of the first time I saw the ocean.  I was 15 years old.  I had traveled with Vance & JoAnn Ward's family to Oregon.  I remember just truly being amazed at the wide expanse and massive body of the ocean.  I wanted to just walk up and down the beach by my self contemplating how something so great could exist.  It may sound funny, but it really made me contemplate God more.  The ocean is truly awesome!
 
It was fun to have that same context in my memory as I watched the kids facinate themselves with the large water mass. 

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Our Easter Activities the Past Weekend

I just made another video regarding our Easter weekend. However, this video is a more upbeat and funny one that outlines the various activities that we took on during Saturday and part of Sunday to celebrate Easter. The kids had a great time, and by the end of the weekend, Amber and I were bushed! It is so much fun to be parents of small kids. I hope our children continue to be so much fun even through their teenage years -- I can't imagine not having fun with this very active crew!
 
Click on the following link to see our little video:
 

Janae's First Letter

Thank you mom for typing up Janae's letter from the MTC! Hopefully she can start e-mailing very soon so that you can just forward her letters to us. It sounds like they are able to e-mail their since I have seen a few of Ashley Call's and e-mails.
 
After family home evening, Amber printed up Janae's letter. We had baked some cookies together, and so Amber read the letter to the kids while they sat around the counter eating their peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. It was a hit for everyone! The cookies in no way compared to being able to hear from Janae.

Outdoorsman

Now that spring has started, Jace loves to be outdoors. It is a torment to him to have to stay indoors during rainy days or darkening afternoons. If he had his way, he would be outdoors 24 hours of the day. When you bring him into the house he just screams and waits by a door pointing out the window wanting to be out for the action is.
 
His latest activity outside is to find a window into the house. He will go and plop his face up against the window and here in to everything going on in the house. You would think that he wanted to be inside with everyone else. However, the moment you open the door to bring him and he'll scream his head off.
 
It is fun to see him enjoy being outside and playing with the other kids. It is a good thing he is a tough kid. Just yesterday, Alayna was on the swing in Jace walked by got knocked to the ground as he has no judgment with regard to pendulum actions. But, he was up and running in no time.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Aylee teaching about Easter

On Easter Sunday, Aylee took some time to prepare a lesson for our family. She put together a bunch of plastic Easter eggs and place different objects inside of them. She then had each child take a turn opening one of the eggs. She would then explain how the contents of that egg applied to the Easter story. She had objects such as thorns for the crown of thorns placed on the Savior's head; cloth to represent the linens that his body was wrapped in; and coins for the 30 pieces of silver traded in for Jesus's life.
 
It was a creative way to help the kids recall the different parts of the Easter story. Aylee is an amazing daughter who loves to help teach and nurture her younger brothers and sisters.

An Easter Message from the Andersen Kids

Yesterday, we summarized the lessons learned by the kids over the last few days during the morning scripture sessions provided by Amber earlier this week.  I hope everyone had a great Easter weekend!
 
See our video at: http://ht4.org/abloom125

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Finding Peace in a Chaotic World

We had such a great time with the kids yesterday as we did a majority of our Easter celebrations on Saturday.  We filled the kids full of sugar, did a bunch of activities, etc.  By the end of the night, Amber and I were worn out while the kids were on cloud nine.
 
Amber tried to escape the noise and the activity that seemed to follow her around the house.  She broke out her music and started playing a beautiful rendition of "I Stand All Amazed".  Despite the noise and activity surrounding her, she hung onto the music and found a little Easter in the conclusion of our day.
 
Here is just a few seconds of the action going on while Amber was "finding peace".
 
 
 

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Preparing for Easter

I have been out of commission for most of the our family scriptures sessions this week due to early meetings at work, etc.  Amber has been running them without me. 
 
On Friday I was finally here in the morning to participate in family scriptures.  Amber has been going over the Easter story on a day by day basis with the kids.  Each morning, she has set up pictures from the gospel art kit and told stories of that day's happenings as they pertain to the Easter events.  So, yesterday, we went over the events that took place on Easter Friday.
 
It was a pretty cool Idea.  I am always amazed at the different things she does to teach the kids.  If there was ever a good choice I have made in my life, it was to marry Amber! 

Friday, April 10, 2009

13-1

A-Team

Amber had a love and logic class last night. While she was gone to that, I had the kids get ready for bed, and I popped some popcorn. I went onto the Internet and set the TV up for us to watch an episode of the "A-Team".  The kids always get a kick out of watching that show. I always enjoy watching with them. I used to love the A-Team when I was their age. It is fun to see them get all excited about it too.
 
This particular episode involved a senior citizen center. During a couple of scenes, the senior citizens were out with their wheelchairs, canes, and walkers beating up bad guys alongside of the A-Team. The kids were hooting and hollering. They thought that was the greatest thing. I got a bigger kick out of watching the kids than I did the show.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Cutting Costs

With the recent economic crisis looming over our heads, Amber and I discussed ways that we could cut some of our monthly costs. We thought of some ideas together, but then decided that we should involve the kids in this discussion. So, Amber decided to bring this up during our dinner time last night.
 
Amber explained the situation to the kids and told them of some of the things that we spend money liberally on an asked for their advice. The kids took great ownership in this discussion. They were excited to be part of the idea generation activity to help us manage our expenses better.
 
Some of the more humorous suggestions came, of course, from our younger children. Alayna suggested that when we go to the store to buy our food that we talk to the store clerk that takes our money and explained to them that we are trying to spend less money. She said that maybe they wouldn't take so much of our money when we buy our groceries. In great 7-year-old wisdom, Aliece helped to correct her younger sister by saying, "Alayna, the store person can do that for us because they give all that money to their boss." That ended Alayna's idea.
 
But Aliece was not only one to criticize, she came up with an idea of her own. She mentioned the time last year when she went outside with cups of ice to sell them. She was out there so long without a purchase that the ice cubes to melted and so she decided to sell cups of water. Of course no one purchased these refreshing drinks and so Amber snuck over to the neighbors house and gave them $.25 and asked him to go by some water from Aliece. Aliece does not know that Amber had done this, so her suggestion was that she go outside and sell water more often to help the family earn money.
 
Aylee and Johnathan were more practical in their suggestions. They talked about eating less cereal and making more of our breakfasts. We talked about all their granola bars of the kids like to snack on. They have jumped up in price lately, and so Aylee suggested that we make our own granola bars. That went into discussion about making her muffins another popular snacks and school lunch items.
 
Aylee finally took our discussion to action, after dinner she went to the Internet and printed out a recipe for making granola bars. By the time I came home from a meeting that evening, I found a pan of granola bars sitting on the counter. It tastes pretty good!
 
I'm grateful to Amber for her idea of involving the children in some of our financial discussions. While we are not in a financial predicament in our family, we still believe that it is wise to start cutting some of our expenses so that we can be in the mode of being more self-sufficient should that time arrives. It sounds like we have a good support group from our children. It is great to be part of an awesome family.

She's off to Serve a Mission!

Yesterday was the big day for Janae. She was scheduled to enter the MTC at 11:30 AM on Wednesday, April 8. All of the family came down Tuesday night. Mom, dad, and Janae stopped by our house on Tuesday afternoon so the kids could spend some time with Janae. We were getting things ready to rush off to Aylee's orchestra performance, so we didn't get more than an hour to visit and be with one another.
 
After their visit to our house, the rest of the family met up at Jake and Shantell's house for an evening of pizza and visiting. Joe rolled in around 11:00 PM. Jake ran up to the airport and picked Joe up.
 
On Wednesday morning, we all met at the Village Inn restaurant for breakfast. Amber and I decided to keep the kids out of school and have them come with us just because they didn't get much time to say goodbye to Janae the prior evening. We all really had a good time just sitting around the table eating our pancakes and sausages -- laughing and talking the entire time. Janae sure looked great and seemed excited to embark on this next stage in her life.
 
After breakfast, we took the kids to school and met up with the rest of the family at the MTC. It brought back a flood of memories to be walking the sidewalks of the MTC. It was fun to get back there and to feel the spirit of missionary's and their excitement for the work that they've been called to do.
 
Janae practically radiated a positive and enthusiastic light the entire time we were there. We finally arrived at the big Chapel where they give this small orientation and let us say our goodbyes. Tears and excitement were all mixed together as we gave our final hugs and wished her luck for the next 18 months.
 
Good luck Janae!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Missing Janae Already

Aliece is such a cute girl. Last night, Aliece must have realized the true impact of Janae going on a mission and entering the MTC this week. Aliece went over to Amber before bedtime and said, "Janae is going to be gone for a long time on her mission. I am going to miss Janae." She then got all sad and snuggled up to Amber. Aliece finished up, "his dad going to miss Janae to?" Amber explained to her that we will miss her just like we miss her uncle Jake. However, they are doing important work and we will be able to write to them each week.
 
This Wednesday Janae goes into the MTC. Were really excited for you Janae! We'll be rooting for you and praying for you.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Fun with General Conference

Well, another general conference has come and gone. Once again, Amber did a terrific job preparing the kids as well is preparing fun activities for them. In fact, the kids were so excited about conference they kept talking about it all week long. On Friday night Aliece kept coming down the stairs saying that she and Alayna couldn't go to sleep because they were so excited for conference. And justly following, both Saturday and Sunday mornings they were the first two to get up due to their excitement.
 
On Friday, I asked Alayna what her favorite part of conference is. I chuckled at her response when she replied, "I love the part where they show the Temple and all the flowers." While that has nothing to do with the talks that are given during conference, though shots before and after the each conference session are a staple to the video feed for conference. I thought it was funny that this was the thing that Alayna remembered and loved most about watching general conference. Sure enough, as we watched conference this weekend I made sure that Alayna got to see the Temple and flowers in both introduction and conclusion of each session.
 
As part of our date on Friday, Amber and I went to the craft store and bought several one dollar projects for the kids. These included knickknacks for painting, wooden models that could be painted afterwards, stickers, and beads that kids create designs with and use an iron to melt and become decorative objects.  Aylee is getting to the age where she also wanted to provide activities for her siblings. She spent hours creating crossword puzzle type activities on the computer for the kids. Amber also printed out a conference activity booklet that she received in her e-mail from some of her friends. Also, in preparation for our baby coming in June, Amber also had a quilting project out. As if crafts were not enough to keep them busy for conference, every one of the kids did some sort of cooking project during each of the sessions. Aylee made a terrific graham cracker, peanut butter, chocolate dessert that was big enough to last us all weekend long. It was very good! Aliece spent the entire first session using her easy bake oven to make small fairy cookies that she then and decorated with Alayna, put on a fancy platter, and delivered to each member of our family -- and then to the neighbors. During different sessions of conference I worked with Alayna and Johnathan separately to make different batches of chocolate suckers.
 
I made a quick little video of our conference weekend activities and thought I would share with you. You can see it by going to the following link: http://ht4.org/pretty315
 
Of course, Amber and I both enjoyed the different comments that are kids made about the various talks and conference. One general authority, a member of the 70 and a foreigner, was speaking with an accent. Many of his "ch" sounds came out as "sh".  One part of his talk centered around making choices in choosing the right. The kids exclaimed, "why does he keep talking about shoes?" Amber and I laughed and explained to them that he had an accent and that he was trying to talk about choosing. So when they were hearing the word shoes he was actually saying choose.
 
Another funny thing that the kids brought up during conference happened during another member of the 70s talk. He was using a GPS device as an example of guidance from the Holy Ghost. During that talk I had to go into the other room for a minute. Alayna came running into other room all excited. As the man kept talking about the GPS device Alayna told me, "daddy, I think this man is talking about geo-caching!" I thought it was pretty good that she associated the GPS device with geo-caching. It tickled my heart to see a glimpse of the type of understanding the simple minds try to have on more complex ideas and talks given by adults.
 
After the very final session of general conference, Amber and I looked around the house. With all the activities that we perform together as a family, the entire downstairs looked as if a tornado hit a craft exposition. We had food ingredients scattered around, crowns and the floor, papers and scraps flung everywhere. Toy models and wooden projects lingered here and there. One of the last speakers in that session had talked about how our home should be a Temple. He also mentioned that it should be neat and clean. Amber grab the kids and I referred to that talk. That got them motivated and we all pitched in working on one room at a time. We gave ourselves 10 minutes on each room and worked hard to get clean.
 
Within just a short time, our house was clean and all evidence of all our projects was gone. Just before bedtime, we let the kids see our conference video and gave them hugs and kisses and sent them off to their bedrooms.
 
Keeping five kids active and attentive during four sessions of conference can be exhausting! Amber and I were ready for bed by 9:30 PM. However, it was another successful conference in my book. Conference, like Christmas, seems to be more magical when young kids are around and share their awe at the experience with you.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Harry "Jace" Potter

The other day, the kids introduced Jace to the power of a magic wand.  I took the following video of him attacking me with several Hogwart-worthy curses.
 
You can see the video at:  http://ht4.org/host320

A Wintery Airport Field Trip

The other day Alayna's preschool class had a field trip to the Provo airport. Alayna was so excited for this field trip that she kept counting down several days before hand. The day of her field trip she woke up excited to go. Amber and I didn't have the heart to tell her that there was a new layer of snow on the ground.
 
Despite the cold weather and snow, the preschool class trekked to the airport. Alayna had a great time learning about airplanes and helicopters. She even got to sit in the airplane.
 
Another part of the field trip that Alayna was very excited about was the planned picnic at our nearby park. However, due to the wintry conditions, they decided against having lunch at the park. Luckily, Amber was there as a chaperone to the field trip. She had Alayna invite several of the kids in her class to come to our home and have a picnic on our playroom floor. This broke the group up enough that the remainder of the children could go to preschool teacher's home for their picnic.
 
Alayna and several of the girls had a great time eating their sack lunches and laughing and talking. It was the perfect end to their wintry aviation field trip.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Are we having a fight?

This morning Alayna was telling Johnathan that she wanted to kiss him.  She was singing it in a song that she made up.  Johnathan retorted by making up a different tune and saying that he did not want her to kiss him.  They kept this up for a few minutes and then Alayna stopped and said, "Are we having a fight?" and then with an excited voice she answered her own question, "Yes we are!"
 
Then they went on playing again.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Amber's Weird Pregnancy Dreams

Amber has always had weird dreams during her pregnancies.  This one is no different.  Last night she dreamt that we were camping at a campground.  She and Johnny were sitting together and talking about the various dangerous scenarios associated with camping.  They went over all the of the terrible things that could happen to them out there in the middle of no where.   One scenario she remembers discussing was "And what other ways could we be mutilated in our sleep up here?"
 
Who needs scary camping stories around the fire when you have Amber around!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Fur

I did some spring cleaning today and twirked something in my back.

In hopes to get my back to feel better I laid down onto the floor and asked Alayna to run the back massager on my back. 

While Alayna was doing the massage, my shirt rode up a bit.  This perturbed Alayna and she said "dad, you shirt keeps moving up your back and it makes you fur show!"
Sent via my blackberry

Aylee removable pant legs

We are sitting here in the park while the kids play. It was warm enough that Aylee unzipped her pant legs from her shorts and started running around with the pant legs around her ankles.

busted

Hello! I haven't writen in a while. Well, I was playing tether ball yesterday and we were unwinding the rope and Austin hit it really hard and the ball smaked my face and my glasses flew off. I thought they would be ok because they survived many accidants but this time I was wrong. One whole earpice broke off. My glasses are busted.

Well better go do my chores so I dont get busted. Well, Bye!

Friday, March 27, 2009

What a Funny Name

Amber just related an incident that she had with Alayna a few days ago.  Alayna was talking to Amber and the conversation went something like this...
 
Alayna: "Mom, the other day when we were in Arbon, there was someone named Hand."
Amber: "Really?"
Alayna: "Yes, don't you think that is a strange name?"
Amber (Still wondering who she would be talking about):  "Yes, honey, it is a different name."
Alayna: "Mom, you won't name our new baby, Hand, will you?"
Amber: "No, dear, we won't name our baby Hand"
Alayna: "Yeah, it is a weird name...he taught us in our primary class"
 
It was then that Amber realized that she was talking about Hans Hayden.
 
Amber: "Oh, you mean Hans"
Alayna: "Yeah, Hands"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Geocaching Resurrected

Our Spokane visit this weekend was really fun. It was great to be with everyone and to visit and play together. For part of the day on Saturday Brett and I took the older kids geo-caching for a couple of hours while the younger kids went with Amber and Ashlee to the museum.
 
We found about four or five geo-caches during that time. It was fun to see spring arriving to allow these activities to take place. It has been several months since we have been out geo-caching as a family. It was great to dust off the GPS and go hunting again.

Johnathan and the case of the Killer Seat Belts

As many of you know our family went up to Spokane this past weekend. We left at noon on Thursday and started the long trip. We stopped off in Pocatello to use the bathroom and fill up with gas. As I was getting out of the suburban to start the pump I heard Johnathan freaking out. I went over to the other side of the suburban and got into the back seat where Johnathan was. He was kicking and screaming. I had him calm down so that I could look at the situation. His foot had somehow gotten twisted up in the seat belt as he had unlocked it and tried to get out of the suburban. I don't know how his foot got twisted up in their but it was in that state where it would only tighten and not loosen up. I had to calm him down and work with the seat belt before I finally got it unraveled from off his foot.
 
I gave Johnathan a lecture about messing around and then sent him off into the gas station for his bathroom break.
 
We made good time and decided to stop in Dillon for our next break. As I was getting out of the suburban I once again heard Johnathan freaking out. I had lost my temper and was really going to give him a lecture. As I climbed into the back of the suburban to yell at Johnathan I saw that instead of having his foot caught in the seatbelts, he had the seatbelts twisted around his stomach. Again, the seat belt was in the state where would only retract and not loosen up. The more he screamed and wiggled around the tighter the seat belt got. I was both frantic and angry at the same time. Who in the world gets their seat belt wrapped around their body in such a contorted fashion? I could not understand how he had managed to get into this precarious position. At the same time, I was scared to death because I was not sure how in the world I was going to get him untangled. I was worried that he would continue flailing around enough that it would cut off his air supply. I had 1 million things going on in my brain at one time. I even had the thought of how I would run into the gas station and get a knife so that I could free him before he passed out. However, luckily the better judgment side of my brain helped me keep my cool. I calmed Johnathan down and analyzed the situation. The only way I could get Johnathan freed up was to hold onto the seatbelts so that it would not tighten anymore, lift Johnathan up with my other hand and turn him upside down and flipped his body around so that the deadly loop could be undone.
 
Now that I had Johnathan free from the seat belt I shook my head and an asked him repeatedly how in the world he got into that situation. Just as the time before, he was simply clueless. As I thought about the situation a little bit more, I think I discovered what the problem was. I asked him if he ever move the shoulder belt underneath his arm instead of over his shoulder. He said that he had. I believe that he kept the seat belt under his armpit for a while. When he went to put the belt over his shoulder again, I think he put the wrong part of the belt up over his body -- namely the lap belt instead of the shoulder belt. This is the only way that I can see that he could get into this position.
 
I am always amazed that some of the things that are kids get themselves into. I am even more astonished that they typically come out unscathed.

Chief Joseph

The other day Aylee was asked by her friend to portray chief Joseph from one of the historical reports that she was doing in class.
 
In order to look like an authentic Native American, Aylee used the Indian costume that mom made me when I was in elementary school myself. Amber did her hair up nicely and she really looked the part.
 
Amber was able to go to the school to watch the small performance. She said Aylee was awesome!

Basketball Jace!

We have been experiencing such beautiful weather over the past few
weeks that Jace has been taking advantage of going outdoors and
playing. Holding true to form, he heads straight to the basketball,
football, or any other round object. He loves to play ball.

A few weeks ago Jace had been practicing with the basketball. When I
got home from work, he lifted up the basketball their the hoop and
gave several pleading grunts. Being a linguist of child dialects I
understood that Jace wanted me to help him make a basket. I spend the
next few minutes lifting him up to the basket so that he could dunk
the ball. He laughed and laughed over and over again. It was fun to
see him get so much joy out of it.

In honor of the moment, I had Amber take a picture of me holding him
up to the hoop. I then doctored the photo a little bit and removed my
hands so that it would look like he was dunking the ball of his own
accord. I thought the picture turned out rather well!

Aliece turns Seven!

On March 13, Aliece had her seventh birthday. She spent the day with
many fun and exciting activities. Amber hosted a party for Aliece. The
theme of the party was a tea party. Our neighbor, Nicole Tucker, came
and helped with the party. She and Amber decked themselves out in fancy
dresses and helped welcomed the guests. Aylee and Johnathan also dressed
up and served as waiters and waitresses.

All of the children seemed to have a great time. They sipped their
drinks in many teacups and enjoyed small frosted cupcakes. It was a lot
of fun.

I cannot believe that Aliece is already seven years old. Only one more
year until she is old enough to be baptized. It is getting close enough
that she is actually starting to think seriously about the big choice ahead.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Dishwasher Installation Woes

Last week we found a great deal on a Maytag dishwasher. For those of
you that have been at our home lately, you know that we have to wash
many of our dishes by hand because of all the dirty dishes that are
not in our dishwasher after the wash cycle. This has been very
frustrating for us and has caused the search for dishwashers for quite
a long time. Anyway, last week we found a dishwasher that was a superb
price. It was just what we were looking for and it was on sale two
times over.

They had an installation option that we could take advantage of, but
it would cost an extra $125. Feeling a little testosterone I told
Amber that I could handle it. So we bought the dishwasher without
choosing the installation option. The dishwasher was scheduled to
arrive at our home Tuesday morning. On Monday night I disconnected our
old dishwasher and turned off the water and electricity before
removing the appliance.

The dishwasher arrived on Tuesday morning. I was hoping to install the
dishwasher that night, after a BYU dinner that Amber and I were
supposed to attend. The dinner went a little later than we had planned
so we didn't get home till about 9:00 PM. Excited about installing a
new dishwasher, I started unpacking it and getting it ready to
install. One of the kids in our absence had dropped a glass cup on the
floor in the kitchen. So as part of our preparation we cleaned that up
also. While we were cleaning up the glass, we noticed that a lot of
the floor was really wet. Earlier in the day, Amber had put a towel
down by the water hose that went into the old dishwasher. She had
noticed some wetness on the floor underneath the cabinet and thought
that there was some extra water in the hose that had drained out.
However, upon closer inspection we found out that the old water hose
was actually still sending water -- although it was at a small rate
that you couldn't really tell. We started pushing on the laminate
flooring and found the water would squeeze out through the seams and
through the edges. We knew we were in trouble. We stuck the end of the
water hose into a bucket and noticed that it was filling at a rate of
about 1 gallon every 4 hours. Given the fact that we had disconnected
the dishwasher about 20 hours earlier, we figure about 5 gallons of
water and slowly seeped into our laminate flooring. For some reason
the water turnoff valve under the sink did not fully turn off the
water.

I hurried off to Home Depot to grab some heaters and then I went to
Jake and Shantell's house to grab a fan. Instead of installing the
dishwasher that evening, we left fans and heaters on and pointed them
at the floor that night and for the day Wednesday.

Luckily, the floor did not get warped too badly. There are some seams
that are raised near the dishwasher and by the sink. Overall, it is
not bad enough that we feel like we need to repair it or replace it.
We spent all of last night finally installing our new dishwasher.
Hopefully I haven't done anything wrong that will cause more flooding
in the future!

After all the work was over and the potential damage was viewed to our
kitchen, that $125 sure seems like a small amount. I think next time
I'll be forking over the dough and let a professional do it.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

If only this were the lottery!

I spent a good part of my day today contesting a credit card charge
that appeared on my bill a couple of weeks ago. My credit card
statement listed the merchant as the Utah County health Department. I
am the only one in our family that has ever been to the Utah County
health Department and that was last year as I was getting my
immunizations to go to India.

I called the health Department today to try to work out the problems
with my bill. After I finally was able to get a real person on the
phone I explained my situation to them. The person handling my case
was a woman that was very kind and patient. She asked me a lot of
questions and then also asked me to fax her a copy of my credit card
statement. She also asked me to contact my bank to see if they had any
other information on this charge.

The bank had no extra information, and so I just forwarded the
statement off to this gal at health department. It took her a few
hours today to do the research on this charge. However, just after
5:00 PM she called to tell me that she figured out the problem. She
explained that there was a woman in Arizona that was paying for some
services rendered at the health department earlier in February. The
woman wanted to pay using her flexible savings account for healthcare
issues. Somewhere between the woman reading her flexible spending
account number over the phone to the clerk and the clerk entering it
into the system one or more of the numbers were changed were
transposed such that it became my credit card number. That is how my
card got charged.

The woman at the health department apologize profusely and explained
to me that this had never happened in the history of the health
department. I can understand her claim, because credit cards are
designed with such long numbers that it is nearly impossible to
accidentally transpose the number on one card and get the number of
another card. I looked up on the Internet and found that the odds of
this happening are somewhere in the ballpark of one in a 1 trillion
chance. Wow! If only this were the lottery I would have been
considered a very lucky man.

I wanna be a big kid too!

Lately, Jace has really been tuned into being a big kid. He watches
his siblings and their mannerisms and he wants to be just like them.
Whether it is sitting in his own spot on the bench at church, or
sitting up to the table with the rest of us rather than in the high
chair he is big into equality

Today, his fight against age/size discrimination involved a big cup.
Due to his age he has still been assigned sippy cups that have lids
and stoppers in them. Today, he wanted to have a large cup to drink
in. However, we did not allow him to do this fearing that he would
create mess.

Jace decided to take matters into his own hands, however. He took his
sippy cup and inserted it into the larger plastic cup that he had
originally wanted to use. He then walked around holding the big cup
and drinking out of the sippy cup that was inside.

A House of Order

This week we have been reading scriptures and lessons in the morning
with the children. The topic of the week has been the role of the
father and the mother in the home. During our Scripture reading time,
we reviewed the Scripture: D&C 88:119

"Organize yourselves; prepare every needful thing; and establish a
house, even a house of prayer, a house of fasting, a house of faith, a
house of learning, a house of glory, a house of order, a house of God;
"

After reading the Scripture, Amber asked the kids if we had a "house
of order". Johnathan answered quickly and said, "You bet we do! You
ORDER us to clean our rooms and we do it."

So, I guess if you go by Johnathan's definition our house has a lot of
order in it!

Monday, March 02, 2009

Goodbye Ford Pickup!

On Presidents' Day I had two people call me within 10 minutes of each other telling me that they were from out of town and they wanted to come and look at my pickup truck that was for sale. They both had really been interested in it and wanted to come take it for a drive. It is funny, because I have had the pickup up for sale for several months. I've had several people call on it, but few actually come and drive it. Being a holiday, that must've changed things a bit.

Both sets of individuals arrived at roughly the same time. I let the one they got there just before to give it a test drive. It drove it around the block and got out and said that they would take it. I had to send the other group away. We filled out the paperwork and sign the title off to the new owner.

While I am glad that I was able to sell the truck, I don't know what I'm going to do without it. We've used our truck for a lot of things. But, as Aylee suggested, I guess we'll have to haul the dirt for our yard in our Van. No, I am sure we should be able to find someone who would be willing to loan their truck to us for our jobs around the yard. However, it was just so nice to have it handy and not have to go look for anyone kind enough to lend us a truck for the day.

Ultrasound for baby #6

A few weeks ago we took our family to the doctor's office to get an ultrasound for baby number six. We had such a great time with the entire family for Jace's ultrasound (see http://arbonfarm.blogspot.com/2007/05/hello-baby-5.html) that we couldn't wait for our experience this time.

We had prepared the kids for the experience well before hand. We had the day planned out and we picked up the kids from the school early and headed to the doctor's office. Everything was going very smoothly. We arrived at the doctor's office right on time and I sat with the kids in the waiting room while Amber went to check-in. After 3 to 5 minutes of speaking at the desk Amber looked a little frustrated. She came back and said that the only place that they were doing ultrasounds today was at their American Fork office not the Orem one that we had just driven to. The nurse apologized for the scheduling mixup and we grabbed our kids and ran out the door.

We made the hurried detour to American Fork from Orem and arrived at the doctor's office about 15 minutes late. Of course, due to our late arrival, someone else had taken our spot and we were left to wait. The kids had brought their homework, books, and other activities to keep them quiet and busy. Before long, our children were spread out all over the waiting room floor. Aliece was spread eagle on her tummy on the floor doing her homework. Alayna was chasing Jace all around the waiting room. Aylee was sitting in another part of the waiting room floor reading a book, and Johnathan was giving an adult woman and her daughter an educational lecture about the different fish swimming around in the big waiting room aquarium.

After a semi long wait we were invited to come back into the ultrasound office. We herded the small children through the waiting room and into the ultrasound office. On our way, Aliece had been carrying Jace much to his dismay. He got angry and bit Aliece right on the face. Jace was crying, and now Aliece was crying. I got mad and tapped Jace on the lips to let them know that he is not supposed to bite. This got him into a screaming fit and I had to hold him through the tantrum. By the time the doctor came in, the kids were mostly settled down.

During the actual ultrasound the kids got animated and excited about the various video shots that they were seeing of their newest-to-be sibling. Halfway through the experience, though, Johnathan started to complain that his ear hurt. I asked him to please be quiet and to watch the ultrasound, but he still insisted. Being a parent, I figured there was a little bit more to this story so I asked him what his ear felt like. He told me that felt like there was something in there blocking his ear. Being the perceptive parent that I am I asked him if there was anything that he might have stuck in his ear. Sheepishly, he mentioned that he had been playing with a wad of paper "near his ear" and that it was probably that piece of paper that was stuck in there. I peered inside and sure enough deep down beyond my reach there was a little teeny corner of a much bigger wad lodged inside. I gave him a frustrated look and told him to pay attention to the ultrasound.

The ultrasound went well, and we did get it recorded onto tape -- however, since we realized walking out of the door of our house that we did not have a videotape, baby number six got its ultrasound recorded at the end of the movie, "Leon's truck" that mom made for us for Christmas one year. All of our other children have their ultrasounds of videotapes labeled "baby number one", or "Ultrasound - Aliece", etc. But no, baby number six has its ultrasound on the tape labeled "Leon's truck".

After the ultrasound was completed, we separated and asked a nurse if she could kindly remove the foreign paper object out of Johnathan's left ear. She laughed and quickly got an instrument and fished it out. It is hard to embarrass Amber and I anymore.

Also, we decided not to find out the gender of the baby at this ultrasound. We had a vote on the way up to the doctors office and it was a split vote. We decided to wait and let it be a surprise for us at the birth since this will be the final addition to our family.