Recipe for a 911 Call:20 Minutes of idleness
1 house key
A dash of thoughtlessness
1 Four Year Old Girl
2 1/2 Feet of white painted banister railing
Directions:
Combine all ingredients until mixed well. Add a suprised mom in the mix and allow to boil. Quickly add one dad's hot temper. Then R-U-N!!!
Disclaimer: Miraculously, no children were actually physically harmed in this scenario - largely due to the amount of remorse and fear that accompanied the realization of the situation within the four-year-old.
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